WTF!

i tried to open my facebook this morning and the computer says some guy/girl in NY tried to log in my facebook account at 8:15 pm....this is like the 3rd time someone tried to log in my facebook account ugh!

hey.!

hey guys sorry for not posting a while i miss my blog
ohh bloggie i'm so glad i can spend some time with you today.........:)

if i die young-the band perry

a penny for my thoughts ooh no, i'll sell em for a dollar
there's so much more after i'm a goner and maybe you'll hear the words i've been singing
funny how your dead and people start listening...

man! i ca't get that lyric out of my head!!
i keep singing that part :(

cans

one day,a man comes into a gun shop
the man says that he wanted to buy a gun
the shop owner ask him "what for"
"i'm just gonna shoot some cans.."
the next day the man asks for a bigger gun
and the day after that he wanted to buy the biggest gun that they ever sold..
owner: uhh...what cans are you actually shooting??
man:ameriCANS,jamaiCANS and afriCANS

huh??

can i punch you?
NO!
can i kick you?
NO!
can kill you?
KILL ME? OHH OF COURSE YOU CAN...

weird...but cool!

advice

joke...

my mom told me that as long as we're alive we need to be happy
my teacher told what i wanna be when i grow up i said "happy"
she said i don't understand the question
i said to her that she doesn't understands life

(i don't know thats funny or not but i hope u guys like it..)

what's you're problem?

so what if i'm an airhead whats ur prob.?
yeah i'm dumb and ur ugly..
but i could get smarter if i study harder but you will still and always be ugly
and theres nothing that u can do about it